So… i’m still plugging away at pediatrics. I have to be honest… I am not really enjoying myself. It’s really odd—-so far, some of the rotations that i thought i wouldn’t like have turned out to be the best rotations, and the ones i looked forward to are … not so great. For example, I totally thought psychiatry would be a “soft science,” touchy-feely rotation, and i ended up loving it. Also, i really liked my obstetrics and gynecology rotation despite all of my misgivings and initial anxiety about performing pap smears and assisting with deliveries. It was a great rotation (I think it helped that the doctors were all excellent teachers and that the rotation in general was very well-organized).
Pediatrics, on the other hand, is organized to its detriment. It’s quite ridiculous really, the amount of forms we need to get signed, the attendance taken at various sessions, etc. Oh well. Currently, I am on the Adolescent Medicine team and it’s pretty interesting. Most of the patients have psych issues. Most of the young female patients are being managed as inpatients for eating disorders. Some of these girls are so young, it’s really sad to see how eating disorders can affect not just teens but … children. They are children, there is no other way to describe them. I definitely never had thoughts about my weight or appearance at the age of 10. It’s really sad, but thankfully, adolescent medicine professionals are some of the most patient people I’ve ever encountered. For example, I spent 45 minutes on Monday watching a patient eat a peanut butter sandwich and an apple….
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I don’t want to portray pediatrics as a totally depressing specialty, so here is an anecdote from a rotation i had a few weeks ago. It was my first day on the new rotation and i was looking at the patient census that the resident printed for me. I noticed that a lot of the names were spelled phonetically, for example, “Tylah” or “Taylah” instead of Tyler or Taylor. For the non-Aussies reading this, some people from Sydney might pronounce Tyler as “Tylah.” And certain people would enunciate this “ah” sound more than others. :)
I must have mentioned something about it to my resident… I think that I asked him (jokingly) if i still had to pronounce it the way it was spelled even though I don’t have an Australian accent (I really think it would be hard for me to say Tylah since to me it such an ACCENT-specific thing and not the way I would normally say the name). My resident basically told me that, in his experience, if a patient’s name is spelled phonetically, they usually end up being from a lower socioeconomic background… and it is safe to assume that social work will need to be involved. This is probably an extreme generalization, but during my time with that team, it actually held true.
I’m sure that this sort of phonetic expression happens in every country. For example, if you have ever seen Mean Girls, there is a part in that movie where Cady’s teacher talks about his nephew, “Anfernee.”
Mr Duvall: Cady Heron. Where are you, Cady?
Cady: That’s me. It’s pronounced like Katie.
Mr. Duvall: My apologies. I have a nephew named Anfernee, and I know how mad he gets when I call him Anthony. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him Anfernee.
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No disrespect to any Anfernees. (Anfernee Hardaway. ) Also no disrespect to any Tylahs, Taylahs, Huntahs, Alexandahs, or Kristafahs.
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